Kya Aap Khudko Supercool Samjahte Ho?

I couldn't take so much of coolness around me any more and this is my favourite place to rant. So here it goes.  

So if u type lyk dis and think you’re so cool with a k (kool), then let me tell you, your beauty of intelligence is spelt like this- Beautifool.

How old are we now? Back then SMS was a fad. People were maniacs about texting. And with a limit of 140 characters, short-forms were the only choice. But today, how many of us use direct text messaging. Very few I guess. We are now smart. Atleast we are expected to be with a smart-phone! So then there are innumerable chat applications and seriously there is no 140 character cap. But with so much of change why can’t we change our spellings?

You know what world we live in? Well, to tell some a place where full sentences with proper punctuations are appreciated. Once in a while is fine. But every time is bad idea. Right from the earlier phones, there was an option of dictionary made available to us. And you can always add your words to it. But keep it on for it will correct your horrible spellings. We are not bound by character limit in WhatsApp right? Also people like me “Heyyy!! Howzzz youzz?!” messages make me feel like I’m interacting with a bee! No kidding!

Also all caps users need to calm down. There are ways to make your point clear. BY USING ALL CAPS YOU ARE fucking SHOUTING. DO YOU GET THAT? DO YOU? DO YOUUUU? Now doesn't that abuse makes you relax in the sentence? Yes, because it is in small letters. Made my point? I hope so.

One money-making idea I've is to charge people who always screw up with its and it’s. I’ll definitely earn enough to support myself. Read up once to know the difference. It isn’t that difficult. I can still bear with these confusions when compared to these short-forms or rather wannabe tactics- uh (you), tat (that), lv (love), bcz (because) to name a few. And of course how can I miss this àcum (come). You’ll are grown up enough to forward sex jokes but unaware about the difference in the meaning of these 2 words. I applaud for you. I am not even getting at correcting people’s grammar. I make grammatical errors myself. But I correct them immediately too.

At least when you’re acknowledging someone do not be short on words; it doesn't give a good impression. I compliment someone and they say Ty gal! What the hell happened to Thanks if Thank You is so big? Every time they say Ty I have 2 instincts- one is to say, “No, I completed it and I'm now doing my Masters.” Or other to say Fy to mean Fuck you! You can guess which the stronger instinct is.

Times have changed and people are back to using full sentences with correct spellings. Please take note of it. If you still wish to type lyk dis, I wish uh all the bstzz 4 ur future! Soooo Kool ya’ll R! And I've one reply for you.. Hmmmmm!