What's In a Name? A Lot of Stupidity!

Hello Dearies! My sugar plump lovely readers, I have missed being here soooo much you’ll have no idea. Lots of Love! Mwaahh! XOXOXO!!

Chal ab line pe ati hoon.

So how discomforting was it to read the first lines and imagine me saying it? It felt phony from the very second sentence and yes it was. I for once can’t digest the names couples have for each other. Be it saved as their contact names or even referring each other. There’s just too much sweetness which eventually runs down as compulsion to be nice. I may be wrong and at the end of this post some of you love-struck ones are gonna hate me. But thik hai.

I’ve friends who are in relationships and they do have some of these names for each other. Every time I’ve heard them talking I’ve laughed on their face so much that even they realize the foolishness of calling the other person ‘Jaan’.  So filmy yaar people are, reality ki khabar hi nahi unko.

Toh first come first serve (with degradation) k basis pe,

• Baby/ Babu: The cases of getting pregnant before marriage are too common. If you’re calling your child Baby then it’s perfectly alright! Because yes they’re babies. But wait your partner is your child? So much so that you reinforce them with my Baby, my Babu? Please check mental age of you as well as your partner. If it is above 10 or given the liberty of 15, recheck your Babu/ Baby/ Bachcha calling.
•  Honey: Yo Yo Honey Singh was not enough to this generation that even their significant other becomes Honey. And then what are you, a bee buzzing around with Lovez youz, Misz youz? See, for me Honey Stings! (Pun intended). But if you’ve saved her name Honey and your phone rings to ‘Yo Yo Honey Singhaa’ well then I’ll give you benefit of doubt.
• Shona: Back in time Saif Ali Khan romanced Rani Mukherjee and they made a song Hey Shona! Along with the song released an epidemic- Shona! Every second person called each other Shona. It became so common that innovative couples also fell for it. It may sound good at first but today it could very well be ‘Show na’. Need I say more?
• Sweety/ Sweetheart: Sweety toh naam hi perfect kutte ka lagta hai. In the category of typical dog names Sweety will make a presence felt. Sweety, Sweety sit, Sweety bark, Sweety Food!Sweetheart? How about No-brain? Why not hothead? Or some adjective with some other body-part? Haha.. Cheap thinking will work here.
• Coochiecoo: Hahahaha! This name is only so funny what more fun can you make of it? I wonder who invented it.
  
        She: Coochiecooo! How are you?
  He: I’m good, what happened to you?
  She: Nothing! You’re my Coochiecooo!! :* :*
  He: Kthanxbye. I’m going to the Loo.
•       Jaan/ Jaanemann: Typical out of Bollywood movies, names full of adoration; many get accused of Jaanu and Jaanemann. Yes, Accused. If you feel victimized please Jaan bacha lo apne Jaanu se, warna apki Jaan khatre me hai! I don’t understand how people get the patience to tolerate Jaanu. You make them synonymous with Life and eventually when things don’t work out you’ll play ‘Meri Jaan chali gayi’ drama. Respect for people out there who are Jaans for each other. Saath me marr jao toh sehat k liye acha rahega!

You know what peeps? I’m tired here. There are many more names but not today, not now. Jaanu took a toll on my writing. Hope you understand.

If you hate me for this blithe take on love names, I actually don’t mind. But I can’t stand the sheer stupidity of it all. Say he/she is a sweetheart only if the person doesn’t share any bitter thoughts with you. Call them honey, only if their speech gives that charm. Call them a Baby only if.. actually NO. Don’t say baby.