5 Things For a Better World

We all know about the greatness of technology today. Because of this same technology I sit here in front of my laptop, listening music and chat with my friends at the same time. But for me this world is still incomplete without some inventions. In my happy world, I want to own these products. For that they need to be invented in the first place. So if by chance anyone anywhere in some corner of Japan or any tech-nerd is reading this please give this a thought. My list is not long, I’ve been taught not to expect more.

1.       Dream-recorder: It could be a small walkman size device with a band. You can wear this band and sleep away to glory. Dream while the band transfers them and saves it on a chip in the device. WOHOOO! Get up next morning to transfer and watch your dreams. So cool, right?
For a person like me who dreams from the moment my eye shuts this product is a hit. Probably this could solve my questions about how my entire college group ended up taking a class at my grandparent’s place and one of them acted with Deepika Padukone for a minor project. While I was busy with a pony my dad got me that was too proud of her tail. My dog was jealous. And 2 of my school friends announced they were dating. Confused? I do not make this up. All this is 1 dream I had with different people at one place and no connection at all.
It would be fun to watch the next day. How will all this be possible and the mechanism behind do not ask me. I am not a techie.

2.       Mouth-zipper: Don’t you meet people in your life who talk for no reason? Or rather their blabber makes no sense. Because you can’t be so mean all the time, you’ve to listen to them. Or atleast pretend that you’re. So that’s when this mouth-zipper acts a savior. Tell the person this is a really cool mask. When they wear it just zip it. And there’s silence. The most I will use it on those who are still in the "Tum Hi Ho.." Fever. Tum Chup Baitho!
Only one worry some might use it on me. 

3.       Invisibility cloak: Harry Potter is responsible for this. Every once in a while you wish to disappear. Put it on and sing
 “Gayab hoke sab dikhta hai me me jaha bhi rahoo,
Koi na mujhko dekhe me sabko dekhoo..”
Ok I get carried away. Coming back if I get one I’ll use it for all the wrong reasons. Yes, you can go ahead and judge me. But I need one. There will sure be haters and moralists concentrating on its misuse and ban it. Well, use the mouth-zipper on them.

4.       Things with ringtones or sensors: One thing that technology has done is made us forgetful. Everything we tend to forget has been saved in drafts, reminders or marked on calendars. But how many times have you forgotten where you kept the remote, hair-bows, clips, glares, etc. I want technology to come up with something that fits some sensors on these things. Maybe a magnetic one. Carry a magnet around the area where you think you must’ve last kept the object and swoosh it comes to you. No more fretting over oh damn I lost it again.

5.       Magical pencil: This one is straight out of our childhood’s popular show ShakaLaka Boom Boom. I want to own it and draw things of my immediate concern. This has its perks. Friend’s birthday is around and no time to go for gift-hunting? Decide and draw it, within minutes get it. This will make things so much easier I swear. You can even experiment with drawing a brain and gifting it to those in need. Stupidity will reduce, maybe? Haha, I can be mean I know.
And you know what’s the best about having it? All of the above is just a drawing away!

The world will really be a better place to live in if these inventions are made. And they will sure sell like hot-cakes. We will come up the pricing strategy for this too. I can already see huge profit. Am I dreaming of too much from the geniuses? Well, I was told “Dream Big.” Not my fault. 

P.S. Also No Technology is Developed Unless You Cannot DOWNLOAD FOOD!